epilepticsaints:

tira3sii:

jame7t:

I reprogrammed the sex robot to start killing btw

epilepticsaints:

yo-its-matt:

the-blue-wizard:

yo-its-matt:

the-blue-wizard:

yo-its-matt:

why do these always have such terrible audio effects i don’t get it

It’s supposed to sound like an intrusive though you uncultured swine

My intrusive thoughts usually aren’t as processed. Yours have excessive delay and reverb?

Yeah

totallyuniquelily:

friendly-asteroid:

friendly-asteroid:

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

thegaymertrainer:

In love with how she addressed all these “questions”

ponett:

i felt like screencaps couldn’t adequately convey this scene

st-just:

Without hyperbole government offices that take half an hour of waiting to get anywhere and close at 4pm are are a form of oppression against the working class

ms-cellanies:

modern-politics111:

‘People need to be riled up’: meteorologist names US heatwaves after oil and gas giants

Guy Walton has christened two previous heatwaves this summer Amoco and BP in attempt to name and shame fossil fuel firms

the Guardian

CHEERS TO GUY WALTON FOR “OUTING” THE FOSSIL FUEL COMPANIES

From the article:  

Walton has devised his own criteria for named heatwaves in the US, based on duration and extremity, on a one to five scale similar to hurricanes. Heatwave Chevron is classed as a four and is “historic”, Walton said. The meteorologist said he has a list of 20 oil and gas companies – including Exxon and Shell – for upcoming heatwaves and will turn to coal companies if he runs out of names.

dzamie:

theonslowzone:

kira-serialfaggot:

boypussyparty:

something im noticing is the redditors are just commenting on everything via reblogs with reckless abandon. and its so funny bc thats how youre MEANT to use this fucking website but we’ve trained ourselves out of it somehow.

I feel like a fucking chimp raised in a lab let out into the wild and just doing shit without understanding wtf is going on because I was raised to click the button to get cookie

⬆

look, that one’s trying to upvote

the-sound-of-progress:

My first attempt to add softbody physics to Ludwig, uh… didn’t go as expected.

teaboot:

hypersympathetictelepathic:

red-faced-wolf:

God why is this so funny

Fantastic story telling. Not a single word spoken. Beautiful.

The most realistic part is that he was skilled enough to put the keyboard together from memory, but not awake enough to just copy the configuration from the other keyboard he had in front of him

roadhogsbigbelly:

the “gays” (my mutuals) on twitter are going wild over this tiktok. and uh. yeah

albertserra:

mornington-the-crescent:

solarpunkcast:

eeveelutionsforequality:

rtrixie:

rtrixie:

rickjameskinkshame:

rtrixie:

Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.

App powered car? 🤦‍♀️

I wish people remembered the age old wisdom that if something doesn’t absolutely require an Internet connection to function, it shouldn’t be connected to the internet - same goes for apps.

WHY IS A CATFOOD DISPENSER CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET

Sometimes I’m glad that I’m too poor for my “cool future stuff” monkey brain to be set loose to buy stupid shit like this.

please please please do not buy into the Internet of Things. Digital displays for appliances are one thing, but you shouldn’t need the fucking internet to do your laundry or use the fridge.